Pizza Complaint

A gang of men held up a pizza take-away late one night, not only making off with the cash but also stealing a large pizza which was sitting on the counter ready to be picked up by a customer. As soon as they left, the manager called the police. He was just in the process of explaining what had happened when he was amazed to see the gang return. They had returned to complain that the pizza they had stolen was burnt! They were promptly arrested.

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