Not A Good Start To The Day

A Californian man broke into a convenience store in the dead of night, intending to rob the safe. He decided the best way into the building was to lower himself in via the skylight, which would take him straight into the back office. Being a bit overweight, however, he realized that he couldn't quite squeeze through the narrow gap. Thinking that he could make it through if he removed his thick trousers and underwear, he dropped them through the window and attempted to follow them. Removing his clothes had not done the trick, however, and the unlucky thief became stuck! He had to stay there all night until the cleaner came into the office first thing in the morning and looked up to find his naked bottom half dangling from the ceiling.

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