Bicycles Not Reliable

A man in Montreal was apprehended after a series of mishaps that occurred when he tried to hold up a drive-through restaurant. His first, rather basic, mistake was to ride a bicycle through the drive-through, thus drawing considerable attention to himself. He then demanded money with a gun that was very clearly made out of plastic - it was green! Nevertheless, the intimidated cashier, perhaps doubting his sanity by this stage, handed over the money.

When the time came to make his getaway, the hapless thief discovered that he Tiad yet another problem to contend with - a flat tyre. By this point the cashier

had pushed the security button to alert the police, who arrived in plenty of time to apprehend the inept cyclist who was still attempting to mend his puncture outside the booth!

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