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Just Give It To Them

A woman in Texas became fed up with her boyfriend playing games on the computer she had bought him for his birthday. He played at all hours of the day and night and would go for weeks barely speaking to her because he was so intent on the screen. Eventually, she reached the end of her tether and decided to take radical action to get her boyfriend's attention. Her best friend had mentioned that there was a group of boys who were frequently in trouble with the police and who sometimes hung out around the end of her street. The woman approached them one day and offered them money to break into her house and to steal the computer, an offer they jumped at. She told them when she and her boyfriend would be out of the house, the best way to break in, and where the computer could be found.

All did not go to plan, however. When the couple returned home on the evening she had told the. gang to do the break-in, she received as great a surprise as her boyfriend. The teenagers had got greedy and not only taken the computer, but a lot of other things as well, including all the woman's jewellery, clothes and shoes!

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