Lost Footing

A man who tried to rob a fast food restaurant using a hand grenade gave the game away when he slipped on the recently washed floor and flung it across the restaurant. As the grenade did not at this point go off, his threat to set if off unless the cashier handed over all the money in the till seemed rather hollow. The man was forced to beat a hasty retreat amid the howls of laughter of both the staff and the customers.

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