Life Like Belt

It is illegal and can be dangerous to smuggle endangered creatures into Great Britain but that didn't stop our stupid criminal from Hull. While on holiday in South America, the lady bought a rare breed of python on the black market and decided to bring it home with her. Instead of hiding the snake in her luggage or secreting it about her person she adopted the theory that guilt is best hidden in plain view. She gave the reptile a sedative and put it through the loops on her trouser waistband, trying to pass it off as a belt. It's unlikely but she might possibly have got away with it if it hadn't been for the fact that the snake woke up as she was going through custom checks and began to move around.

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