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On The Run Dating

An amorous criminal from Bolivia was making his getaway after a successful robbery at a hardware store, when he spotted an attractive woman on the pavement. Very struck with her good looks, he stopped to chat with her and asked her for a date, scribbling his name and phone number down. Later, watching the television, the woman saw the CCTV tape on the local news and recognized the man robbing the hardware store as the same one who had propositioned her. Being a responsible citizen, and not as taken with the man as he was with her, she called the police who were able to track him down using the name and phone number she had for him.

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