Drunk and Disorderly

A man in Florida was pulled over by the police who had noticed his car weaving and lurching erratically as they passed him on the freeway. Suspecting that he was drunk, they asked him to walk along the straight line on the tarmac, something which the man spectacularly failed to do, weaving and stumbling all over the road. When the police accused him of being drunk the man reacted with indignation and outrage. The reason he could not walk along the straight line, he informed them, was that he had a glass eye. Still suspicious, the police officer asked him which one. The man thought for a while, before eventually answering, 'Both of them.'

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