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False Alibi

A suspected drug dealer in Quebec was arrested, and the police went round to his house that same afternoon. They found over twenty thousand pounds in cash stashed under the floorboards. The reason the dealer's mother gave for having such a large amount of cash was that she was saving up to buy a prosthetic leg for her son. The police were not fooled for a second by this excuse - the boy had spent much of the morning running away from them on two perfectly sound legs!

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