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Charlies Ashes
Two criminals on a housebreaking job thought they had hit the jackpot when,
as well as the usual valuables, they found a pot on the mantelpiece labelled 'Charlie'.
Being big cocaine takers, they snorted it there and then before carrying on with
their theft. However, what the pair didn't realize was that 'Charlie' was actually
the ashes of the homeowners' dead pet dog who had been cremated a couple of days
earlier! After that experience, the twosome never touched drugs again.
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