Make Sure You Have Enough Time

Sometimes, forward planning does no good at all. Thinking that the best time to rob a store would be just as it was shutting for the day, because then the tills would be at their fullest and there would be no customers around to hinder him, a man raced into a department store in Leicester just before it closed. Having stolen the day's takings from the nearest cashier, he then raced back towards the automatic doors in order to make his escape. In a chronic case of bad timing, however, the doors had just been locked, and the man knocked himself out by running headfirst into them! The store's security guard had to pick him up from the floor to arrest him

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