Don't Use Your Teeth!

A man paid a high price for trying to rob the safe of a convenience store in the middle of the night, despite - or rather, because of -being better prepared than your average stupid criminal. Knowing it would be dark in the store and he would be unable to switch on the lights, he brought a flashlight along with him. While he was crawling in through the window he had to put the torch between his teeth as he needed both his hands free. Unfortunately, he slipped over and fell face first on to the windowsill - the force rammed the flashlight back into the base of his skull and killed him instantly.

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