What No Driver

One of the most important things to plan for when committing a robbery is the getaway. Having held up a delicatessen, a thief in Cardiff realized that he would not be able to escape quickly enough on foot. He therefore forced a woman who was passing by into a car, demanding that she drive him to safety. However, the woman had never driven a car, let alone got her licence, and was unable even to start the car. When the police arrived, having been called by the manager of the delicatessen, they found the car still parked outside the store. The robber was in the back seat shouting furiously at the hapless woman as she tried yet again to turn the ignition on!

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