Criminally Silly

A man in Cheshire was arrested by a policeman who found him throwing up at a roadside next to a camper van and a puddle of sewage. The man admitted to trying to siphon petrol from the van, but explained that he had accidentally put his hose into the vehicle's sewage tank instead. He had had to put his mouth to the hose to begin the liquid-drawing process, but had been taken aback when it was the contents of the toilet rather than petrol which had come out. This criminal was luckier than most, though, as the owner of the camper van declined to press charges, saying it was the best laugh he had had in ages!

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